this is the cutest thing ever and I can’t handle it
seals are literally puppies with flippers
I had to punch myself in the face to feel manly again.
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
Came in to get spayed. Seems a little worried
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)
sometimes you don’t need to find someone else